February 2012
Things I think about
So I just saw a commercial for some Deadmau5 thing, like a concert tour or whatever, and they showed all these people with glowing mouse ears, that looked like the Disneyland ones.
I wonder if he ever gets into legal troubles with the Mickey Mouse similarities.
It’s probably just people selling shit out of their car trunks in the parking lot and has nothing to do with official Deadmau5...
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Soup is the best thing on the planet.
Even if it’s just shitty cup o noodles ramen.
The broth in particular.
Fuck stew, soup is where it’s at.
It’s like water, only warm, and delicious, and warms you up from the inside out.
I love soup.
I’m gonna get MORE soup because I’m still hungry and because it’s cheap and I’m still kinda cold.
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sairobee:
dot dot dot
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ways to improve superbowl
richwhitelesbian:
all players must study complete history of opponents including greatest hopes & fears
all players carry gun with one bullet
game actually takes place in some sort of underground moon base that is haunted by soviet cosmonauts with a dark wry wit that are well versed in the nature of fate
all viewers are administered doses of lsd
I've just been sitting here watching Drag Race for...
I know drag queens have a reputation for being bitchy and that’s why everyone loves them, but RUPAUL IS JUST THE NICEST HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET.
Seriously whenever all the other judges have been like “Honey, what what, what are you doing” Ru always phrases things in the most positive way to help make the girls into better queens and asdfafaslkgj, Ru, you are a beautiful...
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My brother is actually retarded, I'm convinced of...
Like, clinically, text-book, should be a ward of the state retarded.
Our internet has been down for like 4 days since he tried to hook up the new printer to the router for some wireless I don’t even know why, I wasnt there.
But then the internet didn’t work, and I’ve just been checking tumblr from my phone and shit.
So I’m sick at home today, and I can’t even get...
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I don't think you understand how much I love the...
I’m just running around and making rainbows everywhere and somebody finally noticed and asked, “Tramp, why are you running in circles?”
And then someone else said, “I think he’s just trying to outrun that rainbow.”
And then I shouted, “YOU CAN’T CATCH ME, GAY THOUGHTS!”
Like, the team leader is saying “FOLLOW THE RAINBOW, KIDS!”...
January 2012
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oliviadunhamandthedeathlyhallows:
allthegirlsarebummers:
if anna torv never gets recognized by the emmys or sags or globes for the genius work she’s doing on fringe i will personally create a machine that destroys our universe
#i mean yes john noble but CAN WE TALK ABOUT ANNA TORV #she played two main versions of one character on fringe #our olivia and then the olivia from the parallel...
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guys, guys, GUYS, YOU GUYS.
RAINBOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW
SO in my stupid game that I play and won’t shut up about
You can get a thing called a path aura
and one of the ones you can get is a rainbow
and I got it for Super Tramp
but he also has Super Jumping
which makes a huge arc across the sky
So now whenever I’m jumping around, I make a huge rainbow in my wake.
Like, I can’t even see all of it, but...
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Remember when I used to be quality?
Yeah, me neither.
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I'm an asshole to watch TV with.
We were hanging out at Jack’s and watching Sherlock, right?
And the whole time I was just saying really depressing shit just to be a dick, like, “John’s phone brought them together, AND A PHONE CALL WOULD TEAR THEM APART!” and making Jack scream-cry and yell “WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!?”
And finally she just had enough and yelled “YOU CAN’T CATCH ME...
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king-blaine replied to your post: So I got a snuggie.
IF YOU LOVE ME YOU WILL NEVER WEAR PAJAMA JEANS.
IF YOU LOVE ME YOU’LL LET ME BE UGLY AND COMFORTABLE!
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Riiiight, THAT'S why I hadn't logged on as Super...
Because I’m the WORST tank in the universe!
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So I got a snuggie.
It’s only kind of the most amazing thing ever.
Why didn’t someone come up with this idea sooner?
I have never been this comfy and warm in my life while able to get on the computer without forsaking my hands and fingers to freeze to death.
I LOVE SNUGGIES.
I really feel like the fish fingers and custard...
Who they hell makes spicy fish fingers?
Why would you package and sell that shit?
The custard by itself was okay, though.
Americans, we helped you and spread awareness... →
czarofdeath:
Post by gamzeemakara
Please help. We won’t be able to send you BBC and European TV and stuff if this passes. As my friend said, this is dangerous and scary.
I’m not sure how to set one up, someone please make a petition.
I know that everyone wants to be witty and make an...
internet-justice:
and they mostly talk about the things they won’t be able to watch or listen to, but it’s much more serious than that.
You will be punished for any copyrighted you share, even if it’s accidental (That means that all of those recording artist that got started by singing covers on youtube would have been in violation, Beiber. If you post a video of anything and there’s a popular...
sweetlynumb:
Hey America, I have a cute idea. At least sort out your health care system, hand gun violence, unemployment, public education, gay marriage, marijuana legislation and middle east conflict before you fuck around with the internet because let’s face it, there are bigger issues in the world than someone uploading a photo with a musician in it.
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Jack, I miss your pie
Make pie again.
I miss your pies, Jack, you haven’t made pie since like, early summer.
MAKE ME A PIIIIIEEEE
I got a text from someone
king-blaine:
and they’re like
“gay wedding saturday you MUST attend”
and I’m like
fuck you
I don’t want to go.
I’m hanging with Bones Friday and I’ll be tired from being so awesome with her.
I don’t want to go to a wedding.
weddings are the worst.
► Bones you should spend the night at my house cause reasons ► we can make fish custard and I’ll cry about sherlock and you can...