I’m going to be so liberated you guys won’t be able to handle it

this is going to...
Mom’s commentary on this scene:
“You know how you can tell that the characters are in really dire straits?...
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I’m just running around and making rainbows everywhere and somebody finally noticed and asked, “Tramp, why are you running in circles?”
And then someone else said, “I think he’s just trying to outrun that rainbow.”
And then I shouted, “YOU CAN’T CATCH ME, GAY THOUGHTS!”
Like, the team leader is saying “FOLLOW THE RAINBOW, KIDS!” instead of “Let the tank lead.”
It just makes me really happy, okay?